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Hours of Operation: If you're crazy enough to bring er in, we're smarmy enough to take er!®
Monday - Friday: 8:00 am - 6:00 pm 
Saturday: 9:00 am - 3:00 pm
Sunday drop-off/take-in: By Appointment Only
UPDATED MARCH 6, 2010!!®
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PIT ROAD AUTOMOTIVE has moved back to Cedar Park
effective January 1, 2010! (Absolutely 100% True!!! No slander here!!).®
Our Services:
Foreign and Domestic - All makes and models * Computer Diagnostics
(rented from vendors who aren't creditors in my Chapter 7 Bankruptcy heh) State Emissions Inspections * Safety Inspections -> (We promise, we take every step to ensure our safety while we inspect your vehicle so you won't get sued - We threaten to sue EVERYBODY!) ®
Engine Performance (But please, no Opera) * Trouble Code Checks * Shocks
(not the ones you get from my substandard work and invoice for it) & Struts * Charging & Starting Systems *
30-Point Courtesy Check-Up (I'm courteous to a fault heh)
Tires, Belts & Hoses * Filters & Fluids * 30K - 60K - 90K * Tune Ups
Auto Electric * Chains (you know, like snow chains and stuff), Plugs & drains, Wires * Oil Changes & Lube * Batteries
* Brakes Flushes (Yep, we even service toilets!) * Transmissions (j/k) * Wheel Alignments * Fuel & Air Filters * Radiators * Warranties & Insurance * Maintenance Plans * Auto-Body Repairs (like I got that kind of room hah hah) * RV Repair * Restorations/Rebuilds * Engine Swaps (Bring me a good one, I'll give you a bad one heh!)
And, MORE...(I Know!!)
*Customer Shuttle (Home - Office - METRO - Rail) if you don't mind riding in my trashy, smoke stunk up old pick-em up)*
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Come help us celebrate THREE YEARS (in 3 different locations) of business! And, thank you for
allowing us to serve you. Our customers are the best (until they turn on us for charging them for unnecessary repairs and putting their kids' lives in danger and stupid stuff like that) Then we start dissing them royally and calling them nasty names and lie about them to anybody who will listen!
Come visit our Fabulous Small & Pretty much empty New Location at 3051 W. Whitestone Blvd.,
9220 FM 2243, Leander, TX
N. Bell Blvd.,
Call us at 512.555.7599 to schedule an appointment--at Pit Road Automotive...
"We'll Crash Into a Wall For You! ®" (Not A Registered Trademark we just think it looks way kewl to put the trademark symbol there).
Passenger Vehicle Inspections have Resumed (til they repossess the new equipment) as of February 1st. TxDoT Commercial Inspections will resume later in February March SOON (As long as TxDot doesn't figger out we don't got the ASE certifications they require - them expired in '08!!)
We apologize for the inconvenience. Pit Road Automotive is only one in a small handful of Austin-area locations that might handle TxDoT Commercial inspections and the only one in the Cedar Park/Leander area (If ASE doesn't pull our A8 certificaton before then). If your company truck fleet is in need of inspections, call to schedule today We're happy to take your money!®
The Owner/General Manager of Pit Road Automotive, is a 40-year veteran of the automotive business (take from that what you will)--and is also a Vietnam-Era Veteran ® (My dad never went to 'Nam either but he survived the period, does that make him a "Vietnam Era" veteran too??? It's cool, he also sucked at vehicle repairs)).He is NOT A GM Certified Master Technician - Another Link!! and IS NOT ASE certified(except for the A8 certificate for doing emissions the other all expired in '08). You guessed it, another link! --beware of those that cannot defend their alleged affiliations and credentials ® --if they are not prominently displayed then you should suspect deceit®. (So yeah, suspect/expect deceit. We're especially good at deceit!) His wife is a retired 30-year adminstrative legislative staff/governmental affairs veteran ® (probably not given all the typos!) and is the service advisor and office manager at Pit Road.® She is also a licensed & bonded Notary Public® (like that means anything at an auto repair shop huh?). We do it all®, so when you need unprofessional, undependable, dishonest and incomplete auto repair, mediocre maintenance, an inspection (happy to look at pretty much anything!)®, or a document notarized, come see us first!® Pit Road Automotive is your ONE STOP SHOP!® (You'll be lucky if it ever runs again) Why go anywhere else?® - pretty sure somebody owns that trademark, so this one's of respect for the rightful owner!.
Sidenote for a special group of people: We're finding it really hard to come up with snarky remarks and appear unconcerned with the facts you keep posting so there are no junior high school comments for you anymore. And since you pointed out the lie thing with RepairPal, we've just completely deleted that from our page in it's entirety. (But we ARE still associated with RepairPal, anybody can see that By Clicking Here So there!
A NOTICE TO THE NOT AS SPECIAL GROUP (OUR REGULAR CUSTOMERS): Okay, here's the deal; we got really angry because we filed for a Texas Trademark in January and that *other* site used it. So we FILED A COMPLAINT WITH DOMAINS BY PROXY - CLICK HERE TO READ IT. And you know what? WE DID file for that trademark! We just didn't tell our Bankruptcy Trustee. We also told Domains by Proxy that we filed for a US Federal Trademark (a complete lie, anybody can search the U.S. Federal Trademark Electronic Search System. There's nothing there, you probably noticed no application on file or anything. But take our word for it! <smirk> We filed! (lie!!!) So what if we're in Bankruptcy and we're spending money we're not allowed to spend on stuff like trademarked slogans right? RIGHT?? We're pretty sure our Bankruptcy Trustee will never find out! Federal Trademarks cost even more! No chance we'll be in even deeper trouble than we're already in. We just have problems with TMI (too much information) so we lied left and right on our complaint to domains by proxy and we're too stupid to appreciate that the information might get to our Bankrtuptcy Trustee and come back to bite us in the butt (which it will). So Mote It Be® ® (Deserves TWO of those symbols!) Be sure to CLICK HERE TO CHECK OUT ALL OF OUR REALLY LAME PRIOR SIDENOTES THAT WE'VE PUT ON OUR SITE FOR THE WORLD TO SEE!
Pit Road Automotive is NOT an authorized AC/Delco Repair Facility
Pit Road Automotive has associated with RepairPal.com for web search purposes in locating qualified, preferred auto repair services. NOTE: We have one dissparaging disparaging review (but it's honest and all allegations were proven to the webmaster and we couldn't get em to take it off to save our souls!) but the others tell the real deal (they only ever came in once and probably were shocked as heck when they tried to bring their cars back and we were gone!)--come see for yourself--you won't be disappointed (can ya see my fingers crossed behind my back? Can ya? Nawwww ya can't!). Others just can't belly up to the bar. (That statement has nothing to do with auto repair, just something I felt like saying meaningless and inane. That happens a lot, I ramble on about nothing in particular and if you happen to be waiting, I'll bore to tears with stories about the people I stole bought the business from). Oh, and there's a That's a link to a 03/06/2010 screen capture! It says that we hold the 2010 Leander ISD Transportation Department Contract for Service and Maintenance. Just for the record - we don't! LISD has asked us (pretty strongly too!) to remove that language because not only is it not true, but LISD has removed us from their Approved Vendors List so from time to time we try to sneak that totally bogus statement back in and hope they don't see it. Maybe somebody keeps telling em about it? We can't help it! Lyin's in our blood!!Hey, here's a good laugh! Check out this other Link to Screen Capture from 03/06/2010 saying we're not even associated with RepairPal anymore. BWAHAHAHAHAH! Yep, we seriously do think that putting that in writing will convince folks that we're honest as the day is long. The day is long and we ain't honest!
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PRA is also NOT an authorized Trans/Air authorized service center.
For your fleet air-conditioning service and maintenance, come see us. Then go anywhere else.®
Pit Road Automotive
3051 W. Whitestone | 2022 FM 2243, Leander, TX | N. Bell Blvd.
Cedar Park, TX 78613
512.555.7599 Ofc.
512.555-5412 Fax
info@pitroadautomotive.com
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